Two Little Samoans
Once upon a time there lived Two little samoas named Sargent and Logan. Their mother said, “You are too ugly and old to live with your parents, gap it”. They packed their bags and called a uber to the airport. They hopped on a plane to Samoa and ate a lot of food on the plane. When they got to Samoa they didn’t have a house.
Sargent found some piliki and decided he was going to make his house out of piliki. He spent all his spare time on building it. Piliki after piliki after piliki after piliki! Until he finally finished his fale. He read a book inside his house when a turtle threatened to use his laser eyes and burn down his house down if he didn’t open the faitotoa. Sargent refused so the turtle used his laser eyes and poof! his fale burnt down. Sargent barely made it out alive and ran to his brother Logan to see what he built.
When Sargent got to logan he had only made a little fale out of straw but little did they know the turtle followed them. Sargent ran in and thought they were going to die so the turtle threatened to burn the house down with his laser eyes if he didn’t open the door. Like Sargent did Logan refused to open the faitotoa so the turtle used his laser eyes. But the pale didn’t burn down and turtle was furious. So he ran away and the turtle has never been seen since.
